5 THINGS BLACK MEN NEED TO STOP DOING

1. Asking a woman to watch a football game: don't ask me to watch a football game with you when you damn well know that I don't know shit about football or any kind of sport. I don't ask you to watch Oprah or Martha Stewart. honestly, when I watch football all I see is big men running up and down a field. I wont bother you when you watching your game but when we have plans don't cancel because of a football game that you can recap on later on ESPN
2. Complaining about weaves: its pretty much obvious by now that almost all black women with short or long hair love a little weave in there hair. Its what make us fabulous and happy and what makes me happy should make you happy. Don't ask me no stupid ass question " baby why don't you wear your real hair?"  nigga because I don't want too. get over yourself please when you meet me I was rocking my weave and you were loving it so don't try to change me now. I don't wanna hear you complain about my hair being all over the place because the hair all over your body is all over the damn place. In addition, let me wrap my hair please so it can look good tomorrow when I'm hanging on your arm, so you can show me off.
3. Trying to make a trick a wife: she was a tick before she got with you then she will always be a trick. There is no changing that. A hoe is always a hoe, I don't know who told you she would change for you. Most likely if she found another man with more money, she will be the trick that she really is. You cant make her cook because she doesn't want to fuck up her nails. You can make her clean because shes a queen. However, you can give her your credit card to shop for clothing and jewelery. ( THAT'S A FUCKING TRICK AS BITCH)
4. BARGING ABOUT YOUR P***S: I speak for all women we are sick of men talking about how big, long, wide, brown, pink, special etc... your penis is. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PENIS BEFORE SEX. When you sit around barging about your sex we tend to just blow it off, because trwhen it comes down to it, your penis is small. C'mon, son I just saw you pull out a small Durex condom. Even if your penis was big it wouldn't matter because it also depends on how long you last. (no10 second man needed)
5. Looking at another chick: PLEASE stop looking at another chick while we are out together OD obvious and shit. Acting like I don't see you braking your neck. Damn, you could be smooth with it and take a glimpse from through your peripheral vision. Men think we don't look, but that's because we are slick with it. women we wink at each other or give a head nod telling the other chick " look at that piece of chocolate." Niggas don't have no respect when they looking at another chicks ass directly in front of you without hiding it.