5 THINGS BLACK MEN NEED TO STOP DOING

1. Asking a woman to watch a football game: don't ask me to watch a football game with you when you damn well know that I don't know shit about football or any kind of sport. I don't ask you to watch Oprah or Martha Stewart. honestly, when I watch football all I see is big men running up and down a field. I wont bother you when you watching your game but when we have plans don't cancel because of a football game that you can recap on later on ESPN
2. Complaining about weaves: its pretty much obvious by now that almost all black women with short or long hair love a little weave in there hair. Its what make us fabulous and happy and what makes me happy should make you happy. Don't ask me no stupid ass question " baby why don't you wear your real hair?"  nigga because I don't want too. get over yourself please when you meet me I was rocking my weave and you were loving it so don't try to change me now. I don't wanna hear you complain about my hair being all over the place because the hair all over your body is all over the damn place. In addition, let me wrap my hair please so it can look good tomorrow when I'm hanging on your arm, so you can show me off.
3. Trying to make a trick a wife: she was a tick before she got with you then she will always be a trick. There is no changing that. A hoe is always a hoe, I don't know who told you she would change for you. Most likely if she found another man with more money, she will be the trick that she really is. You cant make her cook because she doesn't want to fuck up her nails. You can make her clean because shes a queen. However, you can give her your credit card to shop for clothing and jewelery. ( THAT'S A FUCKING TRICK AS BITCH)
4. BARGING ABOUT YOUR P***S: I speak for all women we are sick of men talking about how big, long, wide, brown, pink, special etc... your penis is. WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PENIS BEFORE SEX. When you sit around barging about your sex we tend to just blow it off, because trwhen it comes down to it, your penis is small. C'mon, son I just saw you pull out a small Durex condom. Even if your penis was big it wouldn't matter because it also depends on how long you last. (no10 second man needed)
5. Looking at another chick: PLEASE stop looking at another chick while we are out together OD obvious and shit. Acting like I don't see you braking your neck. Damn, you could be smooth with it and take a glimpse from through your peripheral vision. Men think we don't look, but that's because we are slick with it. women we wink at each other or give a head nod telling the other chick " look at that piece of chocolate." Niggas don't have no respect when they looking at another chicks ass directly in front of you without hiding it.

THE SEARCH

I can understand when a woman feels a missing part of her that she is looking for. It seems like she yearn for something that she needs to search for. in the process of this search i an see that most women are weak and distraught. Women I hope that you can be wise and make the right decisions for yourself. I hope that what your searching for is good, and is something that is good for you. I beg that you don't feel lonely enough to pick the wrong person to be with for the rest of your life. The yearn for affection is deceitful. Make sure that you are clear about how you feel about that person. Be strong when your searching you may fall in love quickly because you've been searching for that someone for so long.

Bottled up feelings

Its something inside me that has left me at this point. My thirst to write has taken over me. My emotions are bottled up and every sight of a keyboard or paper, is calling me. Sometimes I wonder why people bottle up there feelings. But now I realize, the reason my emotions are sitting in that bottle, its to protect myself. Sometimes when your heart begins to make decisions for you, you are not thinking straight. One cannot make rational decisions based on love but based on knowledge. When you have good knowledge of something you make the right decision clearly. However when our emotions are out in the open we tend to over think and our emotion interfere with the way we interact. I could think of so many scenarios where this happens. The main one is when you are interested in a guy, and you start to believe that your interested in him. Then you over think every move you make and every move he makes. Now that you believe that there are feeling you are shy, anxious, worried, happy, sad, confused, and afraid. All these feeling are normal but you become completely unaware of how you feel because you are afraid to feel. Ladies I think that if you are one of those people that bottle up emotions be careful. Im telling you to be careful because eventually, it will only drive you crazy and you will explode.

THE EX SYNDROME

I have a bone to pick with the ex girls that cant let go. You fucked up so leave him alone and let him move on. It seems like men are always diagnosed with the EX syndrome. You can tell when the guy your dating is dealing with the crazy EX bitch, because she has a group of symptoms that together are characteristic of a specific disorder " the unable to let go" disorder. Ladies if you end up in this situation run for your life (lol). Obviously the man that your dating is unable to get rid of her, so its best that you leave. You really don't want to deal with the  random phone calls from her. In addition, you don't want her randomly showing up on your date with him, and you definitely don't want her stalking you. One day she might pop up at your window (sarcasm). These women are deeply in love which is completely understandable however he isn't in love with her anymore. Ladies if you stay she will do everything in her power to fuck up your relationship with him. If you are truly into this guy, I guess you can stick around and fight the battle, but who really wants to go through something like that? Things will just continue to get more complicated then you and him will argue about her all the time.

SEX IS JUST THE ICING ON THE CAKE

Ladies although, men tend to make it seem like sex is the one thing that they want in a relationship, lets not actually believe that. Ladies we have to have more to give in the relationship other than sex. If you are giving sex right away then you gave the icing and no cake. We have to build layers in our relationship and that's where the cake plays its role.We have to learn how to give more by appreciating. Ladies I know that its going to be hard to not give up the GOODIES, but you want to give more. You want to do simple romantic things that will make him want you more. You can have a romantic dinner, go to the park, or go walking on the broad walk. Ladies we all know that a man loves it when we cook. Throw some candles and roses on the table and enjoy. Bake a cake and feed him with your kisses. Dont be afraid to be interested in what he enjoys you might enjoy his hobbies also. Take your man to a basketball game scream and holla like a crazy person and BOUND with him. JUST GO OUT, don't sit around in the house then you'll be asking to get FUCKED. Most importantly never forget how to be a friend to your man. Make him feel comfortable with you. You always want him to be able to talk to you about anything..

THErealistShitEv@: BITCH ASS WOMEN

THErealistShitEv@: BITCH ASS WOMEN: "I love the fact that most women that are alone, are the ones that don't know how to keep a man cant keep a man. There are numerous reasons w..."

BITCH ASS WOMEN

I love the fact that most women that are alone, are the ones that don't know how to keep a man. There are numerous reasons why these women are alone. 1.Trying to be the mother instead of the lover. 2. Not letting the man be a man. 3. Make themselves seem like a simple FUCK. 4. Women tend to put themselves down when they are with men, always worried about the next bitch. 5. Coming off too desperate. Ladies we have to understand that men are tools, and they like to work like tools. You have to use them when needed to fix the problem. However, when the job is done you have to put them down to the side until your ready for them again. Ladies we have to realize that men don't like when you tell them what to do for example, if he walks into the house with his dirty ass booths everyday messing up your floor. You must say nothing to him (do this exactly) your just going to retaliate by not cleaning anymore. Eventually, hes going to start cleaning the floor because hes not used to it being so dirty. Then the question comes. Honey, is there a reason why you don't clean anymore? you say "baby I'm just too tired." Just then hes gonna start to appreciate you. Don't bitch and complain every day its just a waste of your energy. Ladies please let your man be a man. If you don't let him play his manly roles he will leave your ass. If the car has a flat tire and he offers to fix it let him be the man that he is, and let his ass fix it. Don't go to the fucking auto store and pay to fix the tire, when your man will damn right run to the rescue.When hes jacking up the car complement him "oh baby you are so strong. I don't know what I would of done without you." Ladies if you have sex with the man your dating on the first date, you will be only a simple fuck (point blank and simple) don't ask him for more to your relationship, because sex is all he sees when he looks at you. If your vagina is precious then hold out (you can do it you were before you were dating him). Ladies when your man complements you accept it with a big smile and say thank you. DO NOT respond by saying look at my FAT. A man loves a woman with confidence. If he thinks your sexy you play it out in your mind that you are the SEXIST BITCH IN THE ROOM. Do not look over at another woman and accuse him of wanting her, when obviously hes on a date with you. Ladies if a man is interested in you while dating don't smother him. He will call you when he wants to go out. Don't go crazy calling him 10 times a day. Please do not go out and spending your money buying him gifts. Don't try to spend all of your time with him; he wants to have a life so live yours. Chill with your girls and pamper your self. If you do these things you will just look very desperate. So ladies be the BITCHES you are and take control of your life by keeping your man by following these rules.

Fuck Friends

What the fuck is with these fake ass friends in the world. They sit around telling you that they care about you, and all they are doing is hate on you. I got some advice for people. DON'T TRUST FRIENDS. You always get "shitted" on by them. Women, look out for the bitch ass friend that are always telling you what to do with your fucking life. Your man probably made a stupid mistake and then shes tells you fuck him, he not shit any ways. But deep down inside she wants to be the one fucking him. Most likely shes the bitch ass friend that's always lonely and always calling you to chill. But when your with your man shes pissed because your not giving her all the attention. FUCK FRIENDS they are no good. The bitch as friend is there for you through the worst, but when she has a man she is no where to be found. when she has a man she doesn't call you anymore. when her man dumps her your the first person she calls. Then your the one being there through the worst. POINT BLANK FUCK FRIENDS.